Ganduri….

Postat Saturday, February 6th, 2010 de Laura Andreşan.

Hush_Hush_by_cashboxx,,Stateam la o tigara si au inceput sa imi vina in cap diferite ganduri. Ganduri care imi aratau atatea contraste in viata mea. Atatea contraziceri.

Imi place sa fumez, intr-o oarecare masura sunt dependenta de tigari, dar urasc mirosul de tigara. Si fumul… daca nu este al meu. Imi plac cainii (la nebunie), dar urasc cand acestia lasa bale. Imi plac pisicile, dar urasc parul de pisica (Doamne, greu il mai dai jos).

Imi plac ornamentele de Craciun, dar urasc Craciunul in sine.

Urasc Mercedes-urile, dar imi place cu siguranta CL 63 AMG.

Urasc alcoolul, dar am cocktail-uri preferate… si imi place whiskey-le cu energizant. Iubesc marea, dar nu imi place sa simt nisip… in chiloti… sau diferite “ganganii” … in apa…Nu imi plac fetele false… dar cu siguranta m-am simtit atrasa de o “barbie girl” macar o data in viata mea.

Nu imi place la ginecolog, dar trebuie sa merg.Nu imi placeau pantalonii stramti… Acum nu am altfel de pantaloni in garderoba.Nu imi placeau pantofii cu toc. Am multe perechi acum.

Nu credeam ca o sa port o geanta eleganta in viata mea. Mai sunt cateva in oras dupa care inca tanjesc…

Uram ochelarii si multumeam Domnului ca am vederea buna… de fapt nu o aveam… si ghici ce, port ochelari.(mai trisez, nu-i port mereu).

Imi placea rock-ul, acum il evit. Poate ca inca imi place. Dar il evit.Nu imi placeau melodiile lente… Ascult Adele – Hometown glory. Nu imi placeau “smecherasii”…. M-am indragostit de unul.

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Mi-am jurat ca ma voi ridica, si voi fi puternica. Oare sunt intr-adevar?i-am jurat ca nu voi mai iubi. Oare voi fi capabila?,,.

…..textul complet AICI….in jurnalul semnat de Bya

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Monica Luana…este fericita, undeva in lume. Ne-a lasat o scrisoare…

Daca mi s’a parut ca vacantza din decembrie a fost crazy, asta prin care trec acuma e si mai si. 2010 e un an nebun. Drama and art fractals. Ma distrez si ma panichez totodata. E ca si cum viatza mea circula pe doua sensuri. Cel regulamentar si cel neregulamentar. The girl next door by day, party animal by night. Doar ca deja nu mai fac distinctie intre day and night. It’s all a blur. Ma simt bine. Ma simt ciudat. E bine cand ma simt ciudat.
Aurul special ma face sa delirez maxim. Si apoi ma simt rau. Diferite stari si urmari. Mi’e pofta de mancare ,dar nu pot sa mananc. Sunt racita, si totusi ma simt bine. Vreau ceva, si apoi nu’l mai vreau.
Genunchii mei se transforma ocazional in floricele care adora sa danseze ( prietenii stiu de ce).
E funny. Toate’s funny. Funny ca “haha ce banc bun” sau funny ca ” this milk tastes funny?”. Nu stiu. E funny.Povestea  toata AICI

Cu drag….


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14 comentarii la “Ganduri….”

  1. Mavis says:

    Super texte
    Avem aici oameni de tot felul- spre exemplu, unii care scriu minunat si ar trebui sa o faca in continuare pt. ca sunt talentati.
    Bravo Bya si Monica Luana:*

  2. caty says:

    stari confuze..sentimente contrarii…pase proaste si reveniri…idei imprastiate pe o foaie..interesanta poveste mai ales knd ai un stil special de a scrie pt a starni curiozitatea …bravo..=D>

  3. kiki says:

    mie imi plac mult, si nu stiu de ce m-am gandit la tine mai devreme cand le ascultam..m-am gandit sa le pun aici sa le asculti;;) have a lovely night:*

  4. Pysy Myk says:

    Laura am nevoie mare de ajutorul tau … k sa pot sa-mi ajut o prietena care mi-a cerut ajutorul …povestea ei suna cam asa astazi ea a facut sex cu un baiat, bineinteles cu prezervativ el sa terminat …dar ea nu si au mai continuat dandusi seama la sfarsit ca sperma iesise din prezervativ….este posibil ca sa ramna insarcinata asta stim amandoua … dar nu stim ce sa facem si ce sa ia … ar vrea sa ia pastila de a2a zi dar i este frica de urmari …eu mam interesat de la un prieten care mia dat un sfat sa se spele cu apa si otet … ce parere ai eu am auzit ca poti sa nu mai ramai insarcinata mai tarziu … ce sa fac ca sa o ajut … te rog da-mi un sfat … :( (

    laura- pastila de a doua zi …..e singura ,,salvare,, sa zic asa. Nu sunt consecinta e grave, sau ,,grave pe termen lung,, daca nu o iei de mai mult de doua ori pe an….

  5. Mavis says:

    Pysy Myk chiar nu stiu care e treaba cu otetul dar sunt sigura ca ar produce un dezechilibru de PH si ca urmare o infectie groaznica.. In rest de pilula nu am luat pana acum ca n-a fost cazul dar am citit experiente destul de neplacute legate de ea. Poate a avut norocul prietena ta sa nu fie in perioada fertila:D
    Bisous:*

  6. catalina says:

    pisik mik…pilula e sigura. efectele naspa nu au o incidenta asa mare incat sa le evite ptr asta. otetu mi se pare o prostie. din motivele pe care le da si mavis. eu una zic sa ia pilula. sa intrebe la farmacie. eu am luat postinor si nu am avut nici o stare ciudata. m-am simstit la fel ca in orice alta zi.

  7. kiki says:

    :( am pus doua linkuri intr-un comment si nu se afiseaza commentul..mai incerc o data,si in caz ca acum merge si se afiseaza si ala mai incolo,scuze ca m-am repetat;)) era pt bya;;) cred k o sa iti placa: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lulJdMKaZw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7QSkI6My1g enjoy>:D<

  8. Bya says:

    Vaaaai:X:X:X:X Laura multumesc din suflet!!!! Chiar nu ma asteptam la asta.:| Doamne, mi-ai inveselit complet ziua!
    Chiar nu ma asteptam sa-mi citesti blog-ul. Multumesc din suflet!
    Distractie placuta astazi. Si LA MULTI ANI tatalui tau!>:D<

  9. ada says:

    Fm gandurile BYEI…mare adevar a scris atunci cand le-a scris…pt ca sunt multe lucruri pe care am zis ca nu o sa le facem never si le-am facut…Felicitari BYA!Mi-a placut mult ceea ce am citit…Te pooop

  10. ada says:

    PYSY MIK-sa nu mai credeti fel si fel de tampenii pe care le auziti…si un exemplu e chestia cu otetul…Laura a zis de multe ori aici pe site ca atunci cand un barbat ejaculeaza,are presiune si sperma ajunge exact acolo unde nu ar trebui in cazuri de genul prietenei tale…asa ca eu una as sfatui-o sa ia pastila de a 2 a zi…uite…de exemplu eu am luat-o dar nu am avut parte de dereglari hormonale ci doar de o perioada de cateva zile in care atunci cand ma ridicam din pat,ma lua ametzeala…asa ca decat sa riste…si Doamne Fereste sa fi ramas gravida si apoi sa treaca printr-un avort…mai bine ia o pastila…bine…sa ii transmiti sa nu faca un obicei din asta…pt ca aceasta pastila e indicat sa se administreze maxim de 2 ori pe an si asta la interval de 6 luni…Te pooop si sper ca prietena ta sa ia decizia corecta pt ea…

  11. MonicaLuana says:

    De abia m’am trezit si am intrat pe site’ul tau sa citesc una alta. Pe jumatate adormita citesc propozitzia cu genunchii transformatzi in floricele. Socata ma intreb :” Oare cine mai are feeling’u asta ca mine?!” Dar apoi realizez ca defapt sunt cuvintele mele.:)) Multumesc Laura pentru publicare. Ma bucur ca se termina saptamana asta, pentru ca a fost prea mult party party party:))
    La multi ani tatalui tau!
    Laura= hei….party girl :)

  12. Bya says:

    Pardon, whikey-ul. Am corectat si la mine pe blog:))

  13. Razvan says:

    ce “smecheras” ? :) ) imi pare rau ca nu te am comentat cand s a postat asta.

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